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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

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Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

share office space ...

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Next, they tried...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

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